Filthy Duo: I’d Like to Be in Heaven / I’m Heaven Matching Set
Description: One of you’s down bad. The other one? Built like a religious experience.
This couple shirt set isn’t subtle — it’s horny, blasphemous, and 100% unholy. Perfect for public menace duos who treat every glance like foreplay and every outfit like a cry for help.
Why this slaps:
The perfect mix of thirst and ego
Black & white colourway = purity + corruption
Looks great in bed… or wherever you sin most
Product Features:
Soft, breathable cotton that feels like divine intervention
Fade-proof text, even after sweaty nights
Unisex relaxed fit, ideal for both saints and sinners
Guaranteed to make at least one churchgoer uncomfortable
WARNING: May cause sinful thoughts and spontaneous kneeling.
