Pineapple Head

Pineapple Head Tee – Premium limited drop

Absurd. Elite. Unapologetically you.

This isn’t a t-shirt — it’s a psychological profile.

A surreal blend of irony and luxury designed for the 1% who aren’t just in on the joke — they are the joke. The moment. The movement.

Crafted for walking contradictions.

Designed to confuse, flex, and conquer all at once. 🍍

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Why It Slaps:

• 👕 100% premium ring-spun cotton — heavyweight, breathable, and built to outlive the trend cycle
• 🧵 No side seams — clean drape that hangs like a designer fit
• 🧍‍♂️ Reinforced shoulder tape — structured silhouette, season after season
• 🔄 Ribbed collar — keeps its shape, unlike your last situationship
• 🏷️ Tear-away label — because tag itch is for peasants
• 🌱 Sustainably made — ethically sourced US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified (don’t worry, it still slaps)

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Not for Everyone.

This shirt will get you compliments from people you don’t trust

And stares from people who wish they were you.

£105 original.

Now £85.

No restocks. No apologies.